Shakopee police apparently figured Twitter was the best place to report a lost bong, or "vase," as the describe it.
At about 1 p.m. on Monday, police requested the public contact the department if anyone knows the owner of a bong, Coach wristlet, Ray Ban polarized wayfarer sunglasses and a hot pink coin purse with "spa fund" written on it. A photo was included on Twitter. The tweet also said if the "vase" is yours, perhaps it's best not to claim it.
The items were recovered in connection to a burglary. Police ask anyone who knows the owner to contact 952-233-9400.
Contact us if you know the owners of this property. If the "vase" is yours, maybe just chalk this one up as a loss.. pic.twitter.com/WxAe7w8DKd— Shakopee Police (@ShakopeePD) May 4, 2015