Turns out, paper fliers aren't exclusive to lost loved ones.
The owner of a lost bong posted the flier below outside of Mesa Pizza on the University of Minnesota campus in hopes of tracking down his missing comrade.
via Braden Solum on Instagram
The bong was last seen on Thursday and according to the flier, it responds to "Bong." An email to firstname.lastname@example.org merited the following response from "Concerned Father:"
I have not found my bong yet unfortunately. The perpetrators are still at large. I'll inform you if there are any updates!
Thanks for the story,
Concerned father of lost bong